Major General -Given our adversary’s complete ineptitude, our entire troop wore blindfolds and replaced our munitions with the dried bovine fecal matter located around the home of our enemy’s traitorous general. Still, we march home victorious.- Capt. Mahomes— Capt. Patrick Mahomes (@CaptMahomesII) December 3, 2018
Major General -Given our adversary’s complete ineptitude, our entire troop wore blindfolds and replaced our munitions with the dried bovine fecal matter located around the home of our enemy’s traitorous general. Still, we march home victorious.- Capt. Mahomes