"Oh, that canvas bag we promised you with the $200 collectors edition turned out to be nylon and you're not happy about it? Here's $5 of in game currency for our glitchy tire fire of a game."
![LMAO](https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/smilies/rofl.gif)
What reerun at Bethesda actually thought that would go over well?