Major General -Upon arrival in the Land of Cleve we came upon a frightened band of lost soldiers. At the sight of them we tied one hand behind our backs, our knees together and stuffed spoiled produce down our trousers. The cannon remained true; victory is ours.- Capt. Mahomes— Capt. Patrick Mahomes (@CaptMahomesII) November 4, 2018
Major General -Upon arrival in the Land of Cleve we came upon a frightened band of lost soldiers. At the sight of them we tied one hand behind our backs, our knees together and stuffed spoiled produce down our trousers. The cannon remained true; victory is ours.- Capt. Mahomes