I don't think of alcohol in terms of worst to best, but more in terms of matching to environment.
It's kind of like asking to rank vehicles from worst to best. Is a truck 'better' than a sports car? Is a commuter jet 'better' than a mini-van?
Maybe if you could formulate more focused questions, like 'is beer or whiskey better at a picnic?'
In the mean time, here's a breakdown of the general origins of most spirits.
www.alexreisner.com/misc/distilled-spirits