Lobster rolls are bullshit because most of them are overpriced and undersized and sold to tourists who come up from other states. Aside from that, Maine is nice. Portland is a great little weird city. Bar Harbor is touristy but has nice shops and is close to Acadia National Park. Old Orchard Beach is an old time arcades and rides beach; York Beach is more laid back and has an old family zoo. Moose are cool. Last but not least, it has a shitload of trees (yay) and very few people (double yay).
But traffic cops? Yeah, those suck in all 50 states.
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