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Originally Posted by FAX
As a member of the family Ursidae, the Ursus (or bear) does not defecate during hibernation. This is, of course, only one of the many shocking facts associated with bear existence which compellingly argues for their extinction. (Except the Panda Bear ... which is cute and eats bamboo). (And the Koala Bear ... which is actually not a bear but a marsupial).
Therefore, please allow me to urge all Chiefs fans worth their weight in Boone's Farm to support the utter and complete destruction of all bears this weekend. (Pandas and Koalas notwithstanding).
FAX THE CONCERNED ABOUT THE WAYS OF NATURE
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Maybe I have been out of the loop, but welcome back sir!