[Otter]

Originally Posted by vailpass

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Crashes weddings in hopes of catching the bouquet.

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue – ChiefsPlanet Threads

Starting Distance – IP Address Dependent

Cave Johnson

Main Weapon – MG42 AIDS thread infecting machine gun

Backup Weapon – All the time in the world

Prep Time - 3 Minutes

Special Factors – Combatant has absolutely zero self-awareness, self-respect, or the ability to observe a situation beyond its own perception and virtually unlimited ammo while harboring great vindictiveness

ChiefsPlanet Threads

Main Weapon – Neg Rep, Thumbs Down, & Insults from bystanders

Backup Weapon – none

Prep Time - 2 seconds

Special Factor – A MOD may have been drinking or had a bad day and stumbles into thread.