I have always been an insomniac. About 10 or 15 years ago when I lived in my grandmother's house I had a very odd deal.
Our waterbed (remember those!?) had busted so we had to sleep on the floor. My right shoulder was pointed towards the door and at one point I woke up and saw someone leaning over me.
Looked completely solid but completely black. It leaned over and then turned it's head the way a dog would when confused. Cocked, to the side.
My wife said "It's nothing, go back to sleep" and the odd thing was I did.
I'd normally blast my pants and turn every light on in the house after something like that. NO WAY would I go back to sleep.
But I turned my back to it and immediately went to sleep...
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
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Originally Posted by rico
I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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