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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate
With this inaugural smashing of the champagne bottle upon our fair vessel, we may sail out to the stormiest of seas, confident in the reality-warping abilities of our true and long overdue Franchise QB.
The war was long, brutal, and bloody, but we have emerged victorious and can now begin to focus our creative and hateful energies on the individuals and organizations whom we once championed to mercifully remove the bloodied heads of these inferior QB specimens from our presence, those check-cashing charlatans who had plagued us for far too long.
With the deportation of the last pitiful scrub, we now march forth with a swinging, 40-foot Penii Cannon to destroy ANYONE who dares stand in our way.
The league is ours.
HUZZAH!
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