[cooper barrett]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

Working on a list of cop jokes now....

I have some Chief's jokes.... because after the Satan religion, and cops...

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common?

A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.

Q: What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and the Kansas City Chiefs?

A: The last Broncos Super Bowl team picture isn't in black and white.


and finally a "little Bobbie" joke

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Chiefs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Chiefs fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Bobbie, why didn't you raise your hand?' Because I'm not a Chiefs fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Chiefs fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Broncos fan, and proud of it,' Bobbie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Bobbie please tell us why you are a Broncos fan?' "Because my mom is a Broncos fan, and my dad is Broncos fan, so I'm a Broncos fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Broncos fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?' "Then," Bobbie smiled, 'I'd be a Chiefs fan.'