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Old 08-04-2017, 01:56 PM   #3382
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Originally Posted by Marcellus View Post
So what we have here is a bunch of old bald dudes with goatees sitting around talking mini vans now. Am I right or am I right?
Thinnin' ain't bald.

And I couldn't grow a goatee if my life depended on it.

But yes.

That all being said, I think I can slap the motor from a Durango R/T in a Durango Summit and get a pretty quick but tricked out soccer shuttle that looks mostly like a (kinda) truck and doesn't have the bland character of every other boring-ass unibody out there. Problem is that I have to order it because every single one I can find on a lot with leather and the big motor has (you guessed it) ****ing captains chairs.

When the hell did minivan seats become a status symbol? What the ****? Why is it assumed that 'nice = captains chairs'? Dicks. Every domestic manufacturer in the country is a dick. Oh well, at least Dodge gives me the option of getting a bench.

**** you again, Chevy. God dammit.
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