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Dear Chevy: Jesus ****ing Christ, guys, get the hell out of your own goddamn way.
I've waited for a few months for this damn re-designed Traverse to come out. It's finally out and what do I find out? You can't get leather and a full second row. So essentially, if you have leather and 3 kids, you have to keep all seats up at all times and it has less cargo room than my goddamn Sonata does at that point.
Nicely done, assholes. All you have to do is make the captains chairs an option (or jesus, at least make a bench an option) and I'd have dropped the $50K it costs for one of those stupid soccer shuttles just because it looks good and I want to have a halfway luxurious vehicle if I'm stuck in a stupid family bus.
But no, now I'm stuck with a goddamn Atlas (which is the single most boring looking vehicle in the history of God's creation) or a Ford Explorer with a 10 year old platform because they haven't gotten around to re-designing the damn thing.
Every time I've looked at new cars I've tried desperately to buy a domestic vehicle and every goddamn time there's some stupid corner they've cut that keeps me from doing it. Sonofabitch.
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