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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins
I-65, Sackintosh, Nsuckwe, O'Failaghan, Nowanger, Herb Taylor....man, the Chiefs had some shit O-linemen from about 2005-20010.
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There's another huge ****ing turd the Chiefs had to stomach in Pioli's shit **** of a 2009 "evaluation year" that I almost forgot about.
He didn't like our offensive linemen that he inherited, and he didn't ****ing figure that out until after the draft and free agency. And he didn't tap into his pro personnel league-wide scouting notes, either.
Instead, he gave us the glorious Mike Goff as our major free agent acquisition that year, figuring that's how he'd secure that horrific left side hole left by Will Shields' retirement.
Big time **** up. And he knew it.
So he thinks he needs to throw bodies at the problem. Where does he turn? Daddy ****ing Parcells in Miami. Trades for THEIR leftovers. The 2008-09 Miami Dolphins-- known for their GLORIOUS offensive lines! He trades a 5th rounder for Andy Alleman (did he even play a single snap in 2009?) and Ike Eatdookie. Like THOSE guys were going to help shit at all.
But wait... he's forgotten about RT and the massive problem of Barry Richardson sucking ass when Eatdookie proved to not fix the problem. So he picks up O'Irishsuck and claims he's turning over the roster and improving it when all he did was replace Herm's shit with HIS shit!
We should have fired that mother****er on the spot. On the ****ing spot. We should have done it after the Cassel trade, but if there was anything that should have tipped us off that the former executive of the year was a giant ****ing fraud, THAT shit was it. He was essentially a kid who had to do a presentation in class and didn't do any of the homework required for it to actually make sense and earn a good grade. He was making shit up as he went along, and the stuff he was making up was everything safe and familiar. That guy wouldn't even LOOK at a player acquisition if he wasn't under 3 degrees removed from Belichick or Parcells.
"Evaluation year" indeed. Dorsey didn't need a ****ing "evaluation year." Not even Carl ****ing Peterson needed an evaluation year when he took over the job decades ago.
What a goddamn fraud. I don't care if he's re-invented himself. If you give that guy full control over ANY roster EVER again I guaran****ingtee the exact same shit will happen. Guys like Pioli never change their ****ing stripes. Only difference is now he might back off getting worked up over candy wrappers.