I did order two things from the holiday sales. I used two different Chinese companies so I'm hoping that they get here before I die:
The Joytech Elitar Pipe (black) for about $20:
http://www.joyetech.com/product/elit...ied=4dc6df742f
And the Aspire Quad Flex Survival Kit for about $20t:
http://www.aspirecig.com/products/quad-flex/364.html