Ohhhh god it's Elway. He's a-firin' his laser.
Fortunately that only leads to a field goal, thanks to a Chiefs defense that has been hitting it's stride of late and now HERE COMES TERRELL DAVIS.
That leads to a short Tim Hall TD pitch, and the Chiefs have the lead. Denver gets another field goal, and then just before the half, something bad happens:
Joe breaks his ****ing ribs and it's Bernie Kosar time. Just great. HOWEVER, Bernie is ON FIRE, completes 10 passes in a row and Terrell Davis does the rest:
14-9, Chiefs! The defense holds AGAIN and it's TERRELL ****ING DAVIS!
21-9, and it's very clear at this point who the REAL best team in the AFC is. Elway, however, will have his say.
21-16. The Chiefs need to run this clock out. They can't, because Troy Brown is a ****ing dicklick.
Not to worry, though, because Todd Sauerbrun has a GOLDEN LEG.
Coffin corner, bitch. Elway isn't taking the Donks 95 yards. He takes them about 30, though, and on 4th and 3....
AND THAT'S GAME. The Chiefs complete the season sweep of Denver, and now have to hope they drop 2 of their last 3. Montana's ribs are sore, but he's fine. Big ups to Bernie Kosar, who completes 11 of 12 passes for 119 yards in relief of the GOAT.