The Chiefs couldn't stop Natrone Means in the first game and he rips off enough yardage on SD's first drive to get them a field goal. Montana responds with his own drive. Birden takes it to the 1 after almost FALLING DOWN on his route. Phew.
7-3 Chiefs after Marcus plunges in. The Chargers get all the way inside the 10, but the Chiefs, who lead the league in fewest red zone TDs allowed, shut that shit right down.
7-6. The Chiefs get another drive going but are forced to settle for 3.
Ah, ****. Just what I need. a 7-6 game against a team that can smoke me with their RB.
HELL YEAH JOE! THROW THAT BALL BEHIND GREG AND GET PICK SIXED. Am I ****ed again?
OH MY. NOW I'M REALLY ****ED. It's Steve Bono time.
HOLY SHIT STEVE. COULD YOU HAVE THROWN THAT BALL ANY WORSE?
My studly defense is hanging on by a thread, and the Chargers get a field goal. It's do or die time, Bono. Are you going to ****ing die?
OHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO BONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
In a wild turn of events Chris Miller throws a pick on the very next snap. UN**** YOURSELF BONO. PLEASE.
Oh Christ. Bono throws a perfect ball and JJ Birden drops it, and it's picked. GREAT.
HAHAHAHA MY DEFENSE IS INVINCIBLE. THEY WILL NOT LET ME LOSE.
YOU DID IT STEVE! THIS GAME IS ****ING TIED! YES, YES, BONO YOU STUD!
Can the kicker that shall go unnamed give the Chiefs the lead?
CHIEFS WIN! STEVE BONO IS A HERO! He finishes 4 of 11 for 77 yards with 1 TD, 2 INT and a fumble, but HE SURVIVED.
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH