"Good morning. As you know, Deion Sanders has been a huge factor in our 3-0 start. We paid a lot of money for the best free agent on the market, and fortunately that investment has paid off so far.
I'd like to announce today, effective immediately, that Assistant GM Denny Thum has been promoted to Director of Football Operations for his role in the pursuit and signing of Deion Sanders. Around here we call him ThaVirus, because of his infectious personality.
Denny did a great job with Deion, and we look forward to his future role, that will in no way infringe on my ultimate power as President, General Manager and Chief Executive Officer of the Kansas City Chiefs. Denny brought us Deion, but don't forget that Joe Montana, Marcus Allen, Chris Hinton, Mark Collins, William White, Sam Adams, Lamar Smith, Quinn Early, Ernest Givins and Louie Aguiar are all here because of my insight and expertise, my raw power, as a pro football magnate. Also that Eric Dickerson signing was genius.
The buck stops here, plebes."
