True to life, I cut Harvey Williams in the offseason and the Raiders picked him up.
Wow. BOTH safeties miss the tackle and it's 7-0 on the first play from scrimmage. It should be noted that Charles Mincy and William White are terrible tacklers. I've pondered moving Santo Stephens to strong safety. We'll see.
CHRIST AMP LEE. TRY CATCHING THE ****ING FOOTBALL INSTEAD OF LETTING IT FLY PAST FOR A PICK.
IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE ASS LEE!!! 10-0 Raiders. Not to worry, I have Joe Montana.
OH CHRIST. Howie Long slams down Joe Montana and he has a torn shoulder. IS THIS THE END FOR JOE COOL?
CHRIST. It's Steve Bono time, which means punting.
OMGWTFBBQCNNFBINSA. The Raiders are taking out the trash. It's 20-0 and this is a pure revenge **** with Montana out.
NOT SO FAST. Steve Bono throws the best pass of his career. 20-7. The Raiders really haven't been doing much on offense other than that long run, and I get the ball back fast.
AMP LEE. Nice scamper and it's a ballgame again.
CASH MONEY BABY. What a ****ing studly play by big Keith Cash. THE CHIEFS HAVE THE LEAD. BACK FROM THE DEAD, ASSHOLES!
The Raiders get a field goal and it's 24-23 with 11 minutes to go. Can Steve Bono close this baby out, Sonny?
HE MAY NOT HAVE TO. Lamar Smith, taking his turn at RB with Marcus still out, gets loose. Brokedickerson plunges in from the 1 and the Chiefs are up 31-23. LET'S GO FOR THE JUGULAR.
SAM ADAMS! The rookie has been dominant so far. The Chiefs run some clock and the Raiders are down to their last drive. It's 4th and 1. Will Deion show up again?
Dale Carter! Mincy atoning for his shitty tackling! THIS ONE'S OVER BABY! Or is it?
Yes, that's right. The sad-sack Raiders, after blowing a 20-0 lead, end the game in the most humiliating fashion possible, declining to return a punt with no time left. LMFAO. Steve Bono shagged you rotten.
Bono: 22-29, 220 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT
Lamar Smith: 20 carries, 112 yards
Keith Cash: 6 catches, 54 yards, 1 TD
Willie Davis: 3 catches, 86 yards, 1 TD
Deion helps to hold Tim Brown and James Jett to 4 catches for 51 yards. He's paying off big time. Chiefs are 3-0. But will Montana ever play football again?
Week 3 update: Troy Aikman is raping the NFL