Please vote for the player you dislike the most in each heat. Feel free to give reasons (words, pictures, videos, etc.) why this player is unlikable, as it may not always be immediately evident and you may persuade others to join in your disdain of douchey players. Two players who advanced from the first three rounds will be chosen randomly for each heat, and the winner of each heat will go to the Final Four.
ROUND 4, HEAT 2 (THE HATED EIGHT)
Jeff Samardzija (Cubs, A's, White Sox, Giants)
Unlikable Traits:
- Instigates brawls and tries to fight everyone on the other team, including coaches.
- Intentionally hit Lorenzo Cain with a pitch immediately after giving up a home run to Mike Moustakas. You'd think he'd be used to giving up home runs by now.
- Has stupid hair.
- Has stupid mustache/stupid goatee depending on his stupid mood.
- Has a stupid face on top of a 2-foot-tall stupid neck. Is possibly related to a giraffe.
- Has a nearly un-spellable last name.
- Got a 5-year/$90 million contract this offseason after posting an ERA of nearly 5.00 last year.
Josh Donaldson (A's, Blue Jays)
Unlikable traits:
- Has the worst haircut on the Earth.
- Whines all the time about everything.
- Threw a childish tantrum when the Royals pitched him inside.
- Was caught on camera yelling, "**** you! Suck my cock!" to Angels dugout.
- Started a bench-clearing incident in the 13th inning of a tied playoff game when he was caught on camera mouthing, "**** you!" to the Rangers pitcher repeatedly.
- Stars in the stupid razor commercial below.
- Incorporates his douchey whininess into video games now.
- Referred to his teammates and himself as "gods."
Video of Donaldson wearing a stupid shirt and talking in his stupid redneck voice (I thought he was Canadian?) about how he wants to beat the Royals (around the 1:40 mark):
http://www.thewhig.com/2016/05/27/ju...lb-the-show-16
Video of Donaldson incorporating his douchiness into a video game:
https://www.facebook.com/mlbtheshow/...104041/?type=3