[Discuss Thrower]

List of things to not have in your house when your precious little one(s) come home from the hospital:

1) Accessible amounts of cleaning solvents.
2) Uncovered pool or hot tub.
3) Cords / ropes with thicknesses in excess of 1/8th of a inch and lengths of half an inch.
4) Easily accessible electrical cords for appliances on elevated surfaces.
5) Vertical blinds.
6) Decorative marbles and other small to tiny objects.
7) Decorative Weapons.
8) Walls colored in something other than shades of whites or Earth Tones.
9) Light sockets.
10) Peanuts or any foods containing peanuts.
11) Foods containing grains.
12) Red meat.
13) Any food containing dairy products or byproducts.
14) The American flag and other items which might suggest American Imperialism as a positive in the world.
15) Any area of the house where a child might be exposed to the nude human form.
16) Any area of the house where a child might be exposed to ideas that might force them to use critical thinking.