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Old 02-11-2016, 07:35 PM   #10
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A lot of strong contenders in this heat, but at the same time the choice was easy.

#1 - Salma Hayek. She clearly - CLEARLY - represents the high point of human evolution. Everything about her promotes the male's desire to procreate.

#2 - Heather Locklear. You don't get much better than Heather. She cannot be improved upon.

#3 - Naomi Watts. Quite cute, but not in the league as the top two. In most other heats she'd be top two material.

#4 - Heidi Klum. Quite attractive and worthy of entry into the tournament, but she drew a killer heat.

#5 - Selena Gomez. The runt of the litter in this heat. She looks like she's 14 years old in every picture I see, so it creeps me out to even consider her attractiveness.
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