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Week 9: Chargers @ Chiefs

Note: video is being worked into these posts now. See below.

Philip Rivers comes to Arrowhead! Surely this will work out for the Chiefs 32 Defense (technically they're 27th in points allowed but who's counting). The loser of this game will be in last place in the hotly contested AFC West.

Ron Parker is our new starting CB. Technically his coverage is way better than Peters, but the result is the same. I'm sure that 33-yard Stevie Johnson gain is just a fluke though.

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Yep. So is this TD pass on the opening drive. We just need to make adjustments.

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Do you like those throwback uniforms? Alex Smith looks studly in them as he fires this TD to Kelce. We're all tied up!

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Ron immediately decides to fake an injury to avoid further embarrassment.

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You know what this means: Marcus Peters wins back his starting position! Rivers knows exactly where to throw the ball. This ends in a 14-7 Chargers lead.

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It's high time we added some video to this thread so....here's proof of how bad Peters is. He missed the interception, but made up for it by not tackling.



Oh god now I fumbled a kickoff.

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Peters really wanted to defend this pass but had to take a shit in the end zone. It's raining and Philip Rivers has completed 21 of 24 passes in the first half. 21-7.

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Meanwhile the Chiefs are leaning on Jamaal Charles. So are the Chargers.

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Apparently Peters has a disease and it's spreading. Sam Shields makes a great play on the ball and...the Chargers get a huge gain. 24-7 Chargers.



Right before halftime the Chargers attempt a hail mary. Peters commits pass interference on the play. They get another FG. They receive the second half kickoff and go on a soul-crushing drive that basically puts the game out of reach at 34-7.

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At this point I yank Alex Smith and Jamaal Charles. Garrett Grayson comes in and for the first time all year, a Chiefs QB throws a pass over 35 yards. Yay! Chris Lamont celebrates being down 41-14.



The comeback ends there because Garrett Grayson is not accurate.

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So yeah, I lose 50 to 20. At home. Ouch. I am now on the outside looking in to the playoffs. But I'm still only a game out of first in the AFC West. And next week I get to face this turd! The 32 Defense is totally gonna stop him! Also, holy shit, the Saints have the worst collection of QBs ever.



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Madden NFL 08 PC v0.0 Game Log - Chargers at Chiefs

Team               Q1   Q2   Q3   Q4   OT      FINAL
Chargers            7   20    7   16    0         50
Chiefs              7    0    0   13    0         20

Game Statistics:                 Chargers     Chiefs
First Downs                            18         15
Third Down Conversions                  8          4
Third Downs                            15         11
Third Down Percentage               53.3%      36.4%
Fourth Down Conversions                 0          2
Fourth Downs                            0          4
Fourth Down Percentage               0.0%      50.0%
Two Pt Conversions Made                 0          0
Two Pt Conversions Attempted            0          1
Two Pt Conversion Percentage         0.0%       0.0%
Offense Redzone Num                     6          1
Offense Redzone TDs                     5          1
Offense Redzone FGs                     0          0
Offense Redzone Percentage          83.3%     100.0%
Rushing Attempts                       32         13
Rushing Yards                         132         58
Rushing Average                       4.1        4.5
Rushing TDs                             0          1
Passing Yards                         309        295
Passing Completions                    31         20
Passing Attempts                       38         44
Completion Percentage               81.6%      45.5%
Passing Average                       8.1        6.7
Passing TDs                             5          2
Offensive Pass Interceptions            0          4
TOTAL OFFENSE                         441        353
Defensive Pass Interceptions            4          0
Punt Return Yards                       0          0
Kick Return Yards                      72        238
Punts                                   3          3
Punt Avg                             36.3       43.0
Fumbles                                 0          1
Fumbles Lost                            0          1
Penalties                               5          3
Penalty Yds                            45         50
Turnovers                               0          5
TIME OF POSSESSION                  34:06      13:54

Individual Stats: Chiefs
PASSING                        CMP  ATT  YDS  PCT   YPA SACK   TD  INT LONG RATING
Alex Smith                      11   15  140   73   9.3    3    1    1   28   96.5
Garrett Grayson                  9   29  175   31   6.0    0    1    3   45   25.0

RUSHING                        ATT  YDS   AVG LONG   TD  FUM
Jamaal Charles                  10   29   2.8   12    0    0
Garrett Grayson                  2   24  12.0   12    1    0
Anthony Sherman                  1    5   5.0    5    0    0

RECEIVING                      REC  YDS   AVG LONG   TD DROP  YAC
Chris Lamont                     6  123  20.5   45    1    1   47
Travis Kelce                     4   76  19.0   28    1    0    4
Charcandric West                 2   40  20.0   26    0    0   30
Tre McBride                      1   36  36.0   36    0    0    2
Jamaal Charles                   6   31   5.1   10    0    0   36
Antonio Emanuel                  1    9   9.0    9    0    0    0
Chris Conley                     0    0   0.0    0    0    1    0

KICKING                        FGM  FGA  PCT FGSBLOCKED  XPA  XPM  PCT XPSBLOCKED KICKOFFS TOUCHBACKS
Cairo Santos                     0    0    0          0    2    2  100          0        4          0

PUNTING                        ATT  YDS   AVG LONG BLOCKS IN20 TOUCHBACKS
Dustin Colquitt                  3  129  43.0   56      0    1          0

KICK RETURNS                   ATT  YDS   AVG   TD LONG
Tai Campbell                    10  238  23.7    0   37

PUNT RETURNS                   ATT  YDS   AVG LONG   TD
Tai Campbell                     2    0   0.0    0    0

DEFENSE                        TOT LOSS SACK   FF FREC  YDS   TD  INT  RET   AVG DEFLECTIONS SAFETIES CTH ALLOW BIG HITS
Tyvon Branch                    10    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           1        0         1        0
Zach Brown                       8    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         0        0
Keith Rhodes                     7    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         2        0
Brandon Spikes                   6    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         1        0
Marcus Peters                    6    2    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           1        0         4        0
Justin Houston                   5    1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         0        0
Sam Shields                      3    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           3        0         3        0
Stephen Paea                     2    1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         0        0
Allen Bailey                     2    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         0        0
Ron Parker                       2    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         1        0
Dee Ford                         2    1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         0        0
Dontari Poe                      2    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         0        0
Chris Conley                     1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         0        0
Terrence Cody                    1    1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         0        0
Antonio Emanuel                  1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         0        0
Tre McBride                      1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         0        0
Garrett Grayson                  1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         0        0
Travis Kelce                     1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         0        0
Ramik Wilson                     1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         0        0
Tai Campbell                     1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         0        0
Shamarko Thomas                  1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         0        0

BLOCKING                      PANCAKES SACKS ALLOWED
Austin Howard                        4             1
Keith Mosling                        2             0
Travis Kelce                         1             0
Laurent Duvernay-Tard                1             1
Mitch Morse                          1             0
Eric Fisher                          1             1
Anthony Sherman                      1             0
Chris Conley                         1             0
James O'Shaughnessy                  1             0


Individual Stats: Chargers
PASSING                        CMP  ATT  YDS  PCT   YPA SACK   TD  INT LONG RATING
Philip Rivers                   31   38  309   81   8.1    0    5    0   45  140.1

RUSHING                        ATT  YDS   AVG LONG   TD  FUM
Melvin Gordon                   24  104   4.3   35    0    0
Danny Woodhead                   4   24   6.0    9    0    0
Will Tukuafu                     2    5   2.5    4    0    0
Philip Rivers                    2   -1  -0.5    0    0    0

RECEIVING                      REC  YDS   AVG LONG   TD DROP  YAC
Marques Colston                  5   83  16.5   45    0    0   15
Stevie Johnson                  10   82   8.1   33    2    0   27
Ladarius Green                   6   76  12.6   30    1    0    7
Keenan Allen                     5   46   9.1   16    2    1   11
Will Tukuafu                     2    8   4.0    9    0    0    1
Melvin Gordon                    1    6   6.0    6    0    0    4
Danny Woodhead                   1    5   5.0    5    0    0   14
Javontee Herndon                 1    3   3.0    3    0    1    1

KICKING                        FGM  FGA  PCT FGSBLOCKED  XPA  XPM  PCT XPSBLOCKED KICKOFFS TOUCHBACKS
Josh Lambo                       5    5  100          0    5    5  100          0       10          0

PUNTING                        ATT  YDS   AVG LONG BLOCKS IN20 TOUCHBACKS
Donnie Jones                     3  109  36.3   42      0    0          0

KICK RETURNS                   ATT  YDS   AVG   TD LONG
Heath Taylor                     3   72  24.0    0   34
Stevie Johnson                   1    0   0.0    0    0

PUNT RETURNS                   ATT  YDS   AVG LONG   TD
Heath Taylor                     0    0   0.0    0    0
Stevie Johnson                   0    0   0.0    0    0

DEFENSE                        TOT LOSS SACK   FF FREC  YDS   TD  INT  RET   AVG DEFLECTIONS SAFETIES CTH ALLOW BIG HITS
Steve Williams                   6    0    0    0    0    0    0    1   12  12.0           1        0         0        0
Manti Te'o                       4    1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         3        0
Patrick Robinson                 4    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           1        0         0        0
Corey Liuget                     4    1    1    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         0        0
Denzel Perryman                  3    0    1    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         2        0
Darrell Stuckey                  2    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         2        0
Kyle Emanuel                     2    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         0        0
Jason Verrett                    2    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           1        0         1        0
Nate Allen                       2    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           3        0         0        0
Trent Robinson                   1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         0        0
Phil Taylor                      1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         0        0
Eric Weddle                      1    0    0    0    0    0    0    1   16  16.0           0        0         2        0
Kendall Reyes                    1    0    1    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           1        0         0        0
Javontee Herndon                 1    0    0    0    1    2    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         0        0
Tom Riggs                        1    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           0        0         0        0
Melvin Ingram                    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0   0.0           1        0         0        0
Jeremiah Attaochu                0    0    0    0    0    0    0    2   23  11.5           2        0         1        0

BLOCKING                      PANCAKES SACKS ALLOWED
Joe Barksdale                       11             0
Will Tukuafu                         6             0
John Phillips                        4             0
Sam Young                            4             0
Rob Holloman                         2             0
D.J. Fluker                          2             0
Javontee Herndon                     2             0
Ladarius Green                       2             0
Marcus Crawford                      2             0
Keenan Allen                         2             0
Orlando Franklin                     2             0
Darius Philon                        1             0


Game Log Ends
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