This draft would cost me a television.
Starting at pick 20 and on I would be yelling at my TV every selection: "Why the hell haven't you traded up for Jaylon Smith, Dorsey! You pussy!"
Then at around 25 I'd start to change my tune "Dorsey you magnificant bastard! He's going to fall to us at 28....."
And when he went off the board at 27, I would throw a remote through the television. And start kicking dogs. It would be awful and I'd probably end up divorced.
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