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Originally Posted by gblowfish
Goodell: "Mr. Talib, are you saying you didn't willfully poke that Colts player in the eye?"
Talib: "SOINTENTLY!!!"
Goodell: "I understand you've had some difficulty with anger management."
Talib: "MOE! LARRY! THE CHEESE!!!!"
Goodell: "And what about that incident in Buffalo a few years ago?"
Talib: "NIAGRA FALLS....SLOWLY I TURNED.....nyuk nyuk nyuk...."
Goodell: "You've never sincerely apologized for anything, have you?"
Talib: "I'm trying to think, but nuthin happens!"
Goodell: "We'll lift the suspension this time, so no suspension. But we'll be watching you."
Talib: "I'm a victim of coicumstance!!! WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP.....!
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Excellent! Especially the Niagra Falls bit.
Slowly I turned...