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Originally Posted by notorious
The Pats are a cheating husband.
"Honey, I just kissed her. That's not cheating"
"But honey, it was only a blowjob. Technically I don't consider that cheating."
"Baby, just because the entire town thinks I cheated doesn't mean I ****ed her. We only did anal anyway. Since I didn't put it in her vagina it can not be considered cheating."
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It's amazing, all the technicalities that exonerated the Patriots in the eyes of their fans.
Truly amazing.