Thread: Poop Wiping. When is enough enough?
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Old 07-03-2015, 08:14 PM   #42
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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins View Post
I have awful bowels, a terrible diet, and too much stress, which means that my poo is often like spackling. Unfortunately, I often have to shit while at work, and the bathrooms, while nice, use 1/2 play toilet paper made from compressed sawdust. Thus, there are many times where I could wipe until my ass was pouring blood and the only thing I would accomplish is increasing my chances for sepsis.

There is one solution when in a bathroom with cheap, flimsy toilet paper and clay shits: triple fold the paper, spit on it, and wipe.

It's the only way.
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