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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball
You've done the cup o poodle haven't you?
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There was this time back in 96'. Tequila was flowing almost as fast as the women. Anyway, fish tacos, beer margaritas, and ol' Montezuma's revenge tore my insides to pieces.
There is nothing like rooster-tailing a pin-stripe 6 feet up the shower wall and wiping that's left hanging with the shower curtain.
I almost didn't tip the hotel cleaning woman, although she only had 4 teeth and a limp she gave a tremendous blowjob. I would have went for the blumpkin, but I didn't want any spray to get caught on her mustache.
Ah, the gonorrhea burn was nearly as bad as my rashed asshole.
The good ol' days.