[threebag]

I lived by a prick that had a hot rod gremlin. He had a yellow lab mix that shit constantly in my front yard. I had a big bay window in the front of my house overlooking the yard. I was home from work one day and the heavy curtains looked as if the window was open and air was blowing in. I went to look and it was my 22 pound Siamese Cat whipping his tail while watching the dog shit in my yard. His name was Sebastian i always thought he was just a big puss. He never went outside ever. So while the dog was in my yard i slowly opened my door. Sebastian was on point. He slid out the door and bounded about four times then leaped on top of this probably 50 pound dog. He destroyed that dog. Hair was flying and the sound, oh the sound. When he was done Sebastian came back in like nothing ever happened. Needless to say that dog never shit in my yard again. Which was great as I had kids that their shoes were like shit magnets.