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This is not my best story, but it's my best story from today. I can't find the peoplewatching thread, so I'll post it here.
I was walking to work today and saw two people sitting on a small wall talking to each other. The one facing away from me was in a very short mini-skirt.
All was looking good until I got within about 30 feet, and then my spidey sense started tingling. Oh, no no no.
Yep. That's a man, baby. He glances up as I pass, and he's clearly a man in a mini-skirt and a bad wig. He's talking to this other guy and as I leave I hear him say in a baritone voice, "It's cold today. I'm sure glad I wore panties. Heh-heh. Heh-heh-heh."
That wasn't how I hoped to start my day.
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