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Old 02-21-2015, 05:54 PM   #615
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Gonzo's Game Reviews - EVOLVE - PS4

Evolve - PS4

Tell me something guys... Have you ever gone out with a chick who was really hot, smart, funny and sexy, only to find out that when you finally got her home she was actually holding out? I mean, yeah it's still sex but unfortunately you found out, (after spending a bunch of cash on her over the course of a month) that you need to spend more money in order to see her fully nude. Then you have to buy her some clothes in order to unlock a BJ, a car for anal and a house for a three way. That's Evolve in a nutshell.

The state of gaming has gone to complete shit...
The devs, (turtle rock) have taken the Paygo DLC system to the next level. These one who sucks the peniss are right up there with the developers of H1Z1 in my opinion.
They released over 60 bucks worth of DLC the day of release and dumbasses are buying it.
This is just unacceptable behavior and it needs to stop. The only time we need to see DLC is when your game has been out a few months and people have lost interest.
Anyway... Here's the game.

The storyline:
You're one of four hunters, (Medic, Trapper, Support or Assult) or you are a monster that eats everything on a planet to evolve.
That's it. No story.

The gameplay: Kill or be killed. Rank up as you go to new characters that have new and different weapons or rank up your monster.

Graphics: they're good. Not great.

Replayability: it's decent if you're playing with friends. Other than that there's no real motivation to play this more than a few hours.
It's a long game of hide and seek or a running simulator. Yeah, it can be kinda fun if you're drinking with buddies and just want to **** around.

Rating: 5.5
I expected more. I guess I would've got it if I was prepared to pay nearly 100 bucks for it.
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