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Tonight is our neighborhood Holiday party. Since I live in San Diego they will have the Chargers game on. This is not good. Of course I will be pulling for the 49ers but I need too try and not be to much of an ass. If it is a close game and I get to hammered I could get pretty obnoxious. Oh well it won't be the first time.
A couple of years ago one of our neighbors had a two foot tall chocolate Santa sitting on a table. I just kept staring at it thinking how stupid it was that a big peace of chocolate was just sitting there and no one was eating it. By the end of the night I was pretty hammered and I couldn't stand it anymore. I grabbed a big knife and started stabbing the Santa in the back until I had cut out a big piece of it. I then realized that everyone in the room had stopped talking and were staring at me. I just started eating the piece of chocolate and asked if anyone would like a piece. I thought my Wife would be really mad at me but she thought it was pretty funny.
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