[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by Pablo

Oh, the best part of my Thanksgiving is ****ing with my brother. My grandma will get to work cutting up the pie and wanting to serve it no more than ten minutes after we've finished the meal.

Nobody wants pie right then. Not a single person. But I'll grab a piece to make her happy, and make her stop asking. And then I'll relentlessly harass my brother within earshot of my Grandma. He doesn't even like pie. He just eats it to appease her.

"Jeff, aren't you going to get some pie? Grandma is dishing up pie in there".

"I don't want pie right now".

"Oh, I thought you might want some considering how hard she worked and how good it tastes, but I guess not".

"I'll get some here in a little bit".

"What did you say, you wanted some? Ok..."Hey Grandma, Jeff said he wants a piece of pie, big one too".

Then I'll just ask him how the pie tastes, why it's taking him so long to eat it, if he's going to finish it, etc. until he eats the pie.

Awesome.