I wanna post my standby phrase here but you can only flog the horse carcass so many times.
I'd take a WAG and say he was plastered drunk and elevator operated a woman Ray Rice style.
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Chiefs 2016 Opponents:
Home: JAX, TEN, NO, TB, NYJ. Away: HOU, IND, ATL, CAR, PIT
Chiefs 2017 Opponents:
Home: BUF, MIA, PHI, WSH, AFC North. Away: NE, NYJ, NYG, DAL, AFC South
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