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Originally Posted by lcarus
That you do. However, as soon as I'm all wired on Kit Kats and Milk Duds you're NOWHERE TO ****IN BE FOUND! I'll take that as I'm just a "dud" myself and go find a tall tall building to leap from nose first.  |
One time, I was listening to a conservative radio talk show, the Mark Levin show, which of course is a platform for Mark Levin to say the most reeruned things, call it intelligent conservatism, and take calls from 99% sycophants and 1% dissidents, who he mercilessly insults.
Back in 2008, he had this interview with Sarah Palin, and his interview was ALL softball questions. He was even coaching her ON AIR how to answer some of the questions.
So I'm like: why not, I'm good and drunk, how about I call in.
I've done it a few times, most notably with Hannity, who's calltakers are usually very polite and Hannity himself even gives you a fighting chance before he mutes you and twists your arguments. By conservative radio standards, it's a classy organization.
Not Levin's. Somebody answers "thanks for calling Mark Levin, are you an Obama supporter?"
I'm like... "yes."
They said what's your question.
I tell them Levin's interview with Palin sucked, might as well be an infomercial.
Halfway through my sentence, they say "hold please."
So I'm like WTF is going on?
Well I'm listening now to the feed of the radio show in my phone. Which means they are throwing me on the air as soon as they can.
I'm like... alright. Thanks for telling me, jacknuts.
10 minutes go by. Levin sucks Palin's dick, then cuts to commercial.
Then they come back from commercial, and he's like "Let's take a call from one of the drones." He says my name, from Springfield, Missouri.
I say hi, thanks for letting me on, I'm a fan, but--
Levin cuts in. "Is that so, eh? Let me play you some audio."
He plays a 30 second clip of Obama talking about judicial appointments and Hitler. I have absolutely no idea what the context is or what the hell he's even talking about.
Levin says "do you agree with what he said?"
I just go "yes."
Levin mutes me.
"THEN GO JUMP OFF A BUILDING. AND FLAP YOUR ARMS ON THE WAY DOWN."
Cuts to commercial. Hangs up on me.