Direckshun,
Please report to the office with your playbook/ipad/KC Chiefs broke ass $79 Android tablet.
Look, there is no denying you've got talent but you've never been willing to put in the off the field work to get better. We gave you 8 years of opportunity and you still haven't learned to ****ing embed a gif! We can't afford to extend you that kind of contract. Good luck.
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