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Originally Posted by a pp roach
- Redskins now known as Lawyermen
- Arrowhead renamed to "And the home of the Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefs Stadium"
- Raiders awarded a Super Bowl victory in the same fashion that the current system rigs it for other teams
- I fire scumbags on sight
- Hitmen hired to take out anyone who wants to take it "there"
- Chris Berman- janitor
- Cheerleaders can wear whatever they ****ing want, fans can suck it
- Fans can suck it
- No more dumbass flyover bullshit
- Weed served at games just like alcohol, minus the cutoff after quarter 3
- Chiefs win hella games
- Cheerleader draft every June in KC
- Women can play in the league if they want to
- I know nobody is gonna like this, but make it a non-tackling sport. We don't need all these injuries and having to tackle someone takes away from a lot of the best parts of the game. Two hand touch. And that's not because I said women can play. I just feel tackling causes too many problems, whatever gender that is.
- **** you
- Cracker Jacks are no longer sold at games due to the offensive wording
- Play ball!
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Isn't it funny to look back and remember that at one short period of time, the Bears were actually "The Bears presented by Bank One"?