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I remember eating the hottest 8 wings at Buffalo Wild Wings and thinking they were pretty tame. They were hot but not something you'd have to push yourself to finish.
Then the next day came. And then came cramping I haven't felt since I had my appendix ready to burst. And then I $#it a stream of radioactive liquid hellfire. And I moaned. Hurt so much I moaned and cried.
Not eyes watering, I sobbed like a little bitch.
My colon and ass just can't handle hardly any real heat these days. And that was some very weak BWW's sauce.
I'd let an NBA player fist me before I'd eat and digest anything close to a ghost pepper...
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
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Originally Posted by rico
I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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