[Direckshun]

Originally Posted by SNR

08:42- Had an overwhelming feeling that I'm more important than I actually am to this Top 101 Poster thread. I'm totally clueless and don't really realize that I'm actually ****ing worthless to this project. If I actually thought about it, I would reflect and discover that my one role in the production of these roasts is to serve as a middleman that makes getting the new names from the list maker more inefficient than it really should be. It could be incredibly easy to just hook SNR up with the ****ing listmaker, badda bing badda boom, let the good times roll. Nope, I've got a ****ing job to do. It's very important! And I'm only talking about the job that I actually take seriously... my one ****ing job that has VALUE to the thread and to this project... just ONE ****ing job... is to take a roast that SNR or another roaster puts out and paste it into the OP of the thread. That's it. That's ****ing it. I'm on the goddamn ball whenever writes a roast. I'm there to advertise the new roasts and leave comments to get people talking about them. Wouldn't it be ****ing easy at that point, where after I've read the roast, to just edit the OP and copy and paste it right ****ing there just MOMENTS after the roast is published? I wouldn't have to bitch like Phobia on one of his "Modding's harder than you think!" periods. "I have to look back pages and pages to find all these roasts?! I have a life, you know!" Guess what? SO DOES ****ING SNR! GOD, SHUDDER TO THINK HOW LONG IT TAKES HIM TO NOT ONLY COME UP WITH SOME OF THIS SHIT BUT ALSO TYPE IT OUT IN A WAY THAT IS NOT ONLY COHERENT BUT ALSO LOGICALLY FUNNY! He's a lucky son of a bitch. He doesn't have to update the OP like I do. I'm a ****ing Chiefs Planet hero is what I am. I'm doing this solely for the entertainment of hundreds of loyal Chiefs fans who just want a distraction to all the pain and misery that Kansas City sports has caused them over the years. When I feel like it, I will give them a clean and updated OP! The sun must shine out my ****ing ass! I'm not going to approach this insanely simple task efficiently and promptly, I'm going to make a big fat ****ing deal out of updating a simple ****ing OP of a goddamn thread to make people think I'm important! I'm PGM! I started this thread and made it impossible for SNR to just edit the ****ing OP himself! I even ****ed him over just by joining this ****ing place as PGM and ripping off the 3-letter username that he had championed for YEARS before I ****ing knew what Chiefs Planet even was! YOU LUCKY BASTARDS DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD I HAVE IT OR THE BURDEN THAT I BEAR BRINGING YOU THIS KIND OF QUALITY ****ING ENTERTAINMENT! ... Went back to work, didn't update the OP.