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Originally Posted by Simply Red
Ok,
I was dating a girl in my condo - only like two dates.
She 'apparently' - ahem - is Shannon Sharpe's 'personal assistant'
No I'm serious - her employer is Shannon Sharpe - who apparently lives about 4 miles from here.
She drives there every day and claims she shops for him and had also mentioned she'd consult him on his fashion.
Hilarious - CBS does that shit girl! not you. 
Fishy from the get go.
Anyhow - she had a TON of skeletons in the ol' closet. She bailed and I let her,
as I assure you - I would have kicked her to the curb w/in another week's time - I think she sensed that - and so she claimed it was me, prior.
This is common with big boned semi larger women.
Heck if she'd had eaten healthy - I would have been a lot more attracted to her.
But let me grab a picture.
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Oh, man. Is she white? Sharpe is probably porkin' her. You might be weiner brothers with a hated rival..