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Old 08-25-2014, 09:34 PM   #11
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Here's a good one from my youth:

I went to school with this tubby little Scot named Oswin King. Great name for a fat kid, right? I always remember at lunch he would eat really ****ing fast. Just inhale his tray of shitty ass UK school food.

His excuse was that he was under doctor's orders to eat that way. Riiiight. EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT

Also, when I was young, a relative would eat McDonalds french fries in the most disgusting manner. They would dip their ENTIRE FRY in ketchup, and then nibble a bit off the end. Then they would re-submerge the fry for the next bite. Repulsive.
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