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So after 6 months of dating she moves in and immediately starts talking about getting married.
He doesn't seem in a hurry so she gives him an ultimatum because it's always was SHE'S wanted her whole life.
Man decides he doesn't want to get legally married and he's the dick?
Seriously?...
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
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Originally Posted by rico
I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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