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Old 08-05-2014, 08:45 AM   #72
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Originally Posted by Katipan View Post
It doesn't work that way with girls.

If you're really good in bed, then we're never really done with you. If we're never really done with you, we really don't want to encounter our best friends snail trails. Strange snail trails aren't as damaging but odds are you didn't tell a stranger about your sexual dynamo. If you're really good in bed but ****ed up crazy in the head then we'll forever focus on the crazy part. If you're really bad in bed we aren't telling anyone because any woman worth her weight can turn a pig's ear into a silk purse.

The only caveat is if you have a huge dick. We'll fly a banner bragging about that shit.
Shit your smart. You should start a thread with female advice.
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