Tattoos are like 1970s disco. It's the thing to do at the time, but in a few years you laugh at it. Disco went away... tattoos are permanent.
"Grandpa! Why are your arms discolored?"
"Those are tattoos!"
"Of what, Grandpa?"
"Everything I thought was important when I was stupid and drunk."
"That one looks like an alien!"
"That's your Grandma!... with my old, flabby skin."
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