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Originally Posted by Dayze

it's only gay if you like it.

It's not gay if...

1. you stick a picture of a girl to the back of their head
2. you're only doing it to prove you don't like it.
3. your friend has a jelly bean stuck in his ass and you have to fish it out with your penis.
4. you've watched Die Hard in the last 24 hours
5. if you're a greek philosopher.
6. jesus tells you to do it
7. a girl is watching
8. one of you has a girl's name
9. you high five at the end.
10. you get an A for the semester.
11. you're getting paid for it!
12. you're an Evangelical minister who was only getting a massage.
13. one of you makes girl noises
14. Chuck Norris would do it.
15. you draw boobs on his back.
16. only one survives
17. you don't push back
18. you cry afterward
19. its just the tip!
20. you don't move it once it's in.