(To the tune of The Monkeys)
Here we come in the Bowl we get beat, the only way that we can win is to f***ing cheat...
Hey hay we're the Dung-keys our execs get drunk and drive around, if we didn't have Peyton we'd be no better than the Browns.
Our gm has a horse face, and his son likes to beat up chicks, and our whole fan base eats big bags of dicks.
Hey hey we're the Dung-keys
And btw. The Dung-keys haven't drafted any good qbs outside of Cutler EVER. Elway refused to go to Baltimore so went to Denver via trade. So you might wanna pipe down with your amazing qb drafting skills!
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