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Originally Posted by Gonzo
It's all a moot point anyway. The family stated that this turd won't get a funeral service.
They're probably going to have him freeze-dried and wheel him from picket line to picket line.
If they do have him embalmed, they better know the mortician really well. I could just see the guy pumping ol' Freddie boy's veins full of anal lube and semen, then finally shoving the "Black Mamba" up Fred's ass right before the burial.
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Is this a common practice amongst morticians? If so, I need to make double sure I get one that has a strict no-necrophilia nor anal lube/semen policy.