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"Is Pepsi ok?"
No, it's f***** not. This is the third lunch this week I got asked that. Who the hell drinks Pepsi instead of Coke? So just because some loser PepsiCo rep sweet talks you even offers you peanuts, you have to ruin the meals of billions of humans?
If I ever get elected President, my first exec order: Every Pepsi fountain gets a Coke spigot. And I ain't even playin.
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