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Originally Posted by frazod
I've got a great story along those lines but I'll share it when I'm not typing with my thumbs on an iPhone. |
Years ago I was helping some friends move in Chicago. The apartment building they were moving out of had no alley, and was surrounded on all sides by narrow one-way streets. This basically means that when somebody moves, they block the entire street with the moving truck, because there's no other choice. 99.9% of Chicago residents understand this. On this day I met one of the 0.1% assholes. Hot, humid, miserable summer day, moving shit down three flights of stairs and onto the truck, for people I'm really only marginally good friends with, so I'm not exactly in the best of moods when this prick drives up behind the truck and starts honking. Tells me the truck's blocking the street. No shit, I say. My friends are moving. Are you ****ing blind? Then this guy, who's Chinese (I think), looks at my Chiefs shirt and with utter sneering contempt calls me a "redneck hick farmer from Kansas." Oh shit. I don't think I've ever went from mildly annoyed to **** YOU DIE so fast in my life. I can't remember how many people were around me at the time, but it took all of them to stop me from yanking that ****er out of his car and killing him. At that point he wisely backed down to the previous block and went another way.
I could deal with the redneck hick part. But Kansas? ****
Oh, the guy who was moving was from Romania. So there.