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Originally Posted by Direckshun
Scripture Of Almost All Religions Is "Inspired" By Me. But I'm Not Telling These People What To Write. Sometimes They Advocate Things I Flatly Don't Agree With. The Bible Isn't A Direct Interpretation Of My Wishes Any More Than The Quran Or The Talmud Are.
I Never Told Anybody To Kill Anybody. I Can't Stand That Shit. My General Rule Of Thumb Is Nobody Kill Anybody. But As Usual, Folks Will Coopt Me As Justification For Doing Things For Themselves.
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So you didn't take credit for killing the entire population of the planet, save for 8 people, with a flood? You didn't torch Soddom and Gomorrah with salt? You didn't throw down 10 plagues on Egypt culminating in the death of every Egyptian firstborn son, then a whole bunch of them for chasing the Isrealites into the Red Sea? You didn't open up the ground and swallow up Korah and his followers for daring to oppose your spokesman Moses? You didn't kill a bunch of Isrealites for complaining about the Manna you sent and wanting meat instead?
Buillshit. And those are just the old testament examples. I am happy to continue with the New Testament examples if your memory is foggy. I could understand how you would forget... chances are that if you killed countless people here then you have like done the same all over your multi-verse.