Saying goodbye to special underwear.
 

Several years ago, I needed some underwear. This was before I would consider buying underwear online, so I went to the store and bought a couple of packages, one from a brand called Covington and one from Polo.

Buying underwear is always a bit of an adventure, because you can't exactly try them on. So I went home and the next day when it was time to shower, I broke them out of their package, and a love affair was born.

They were the perfect underwear, just perfect. The material was soft, yet stylish. The waistband was just snug enough that it did its job perfectly, yet I never felt it. At the end of the day, I didn't have any unsightly indents in my waist, or chafing at my hips. And the front created the perfect pouch that not only felt comfortable, but it somehow seemed to ... ahem ... "enhance" the apparent size of what it was protecting. They really made a man feel confident at the doctor's office.

I loved that underwear. Both brands. They were my A-team underwear for running races, for travel, for those long airport days where you didn't want anything riding up or sliding down. I've purchased other underwear in the ensuing years that is perfectly comfortable, but never underwear that has become a part of me like my beloved Covington and Polo collections. I've tried to find new versions in recent years, but styles have changed and waistbands have changed, and I can't seem to find that perfect style.

But alas, the saddest thing about underwear is that its life span is shorter than ours. One by one the elastic has gone out, or the material has worn off to the extent that it can no longer pass the paramedic test if I was in an accident.

I've lost a Polo and a Covington in the last month, sadly giving them a final salute before gingerly placing them into the trash receptacle. My team is dwindling, and it will only accelerate. So I'm here today to tell you, if you have a great pair of underwear, appreciate it, because you won't be together forever.

RIP

Rainman, check out “Pair of Thieves” underwear. It’s all I’ll wear. I have no idea where my wife gets them, but they are really comfortable.

Target.

That’s very likely, thank you.

Are they classically styled underwear? I don't do boxers or those underwears that have legs.

I have one of those near me, and I haven't been in it for ages. I may have to explore. I've had very mixed success shopping online.

I will never say goodbye to the underwear I cummed in when we drafted Mahomes

Get you some Duluth stuff.

I've always bought the cheapest underwear I could find at Walmart, no idea why. I splurge on all kinds of stupid shit (I have a $150 pair of house shoes) but always cheap out on underwear, something I have on 95% of the time.

I'm ready to get in on the nice underwear game. Can someone recommend some nice comfortable underwear that doesn't end up in your butt-crack from tucking your shirt in?

I have both boxers and briefs. Both are comfortable and seemingly enhance cock size too.

I can be convinced, but I disagree with the aesthetics of their commercials. This puts them at a disadvantage.

But I need to replenish my underwear inventory, so I'll look.

If you were only going high end on one thing in your life, I can make a pretty strong argument that underwear should be that thing.

I can't do boxers. Too much swinging around.

Well, you’re probably packing more than me, but for what I have to deal with, the briefs work really well. You could always try wrapping it around your waist, I’m fearful that could cause other issues with comfort though.